Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
A black hole holds all the colors of the universe.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses
what is not true does not exist in this moment.
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers names.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
The power to proclaim the greatest news in heaven or on earth was not given to the angels. It was given to redeemed men . . . Every Christian is to be a witness
Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.