“ Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what al… Susan Andersen
“ Frankly though, bud, your criteria for what constitutes a good date is kinda skewed, if you ask me. Homemade cookies are overrated man -- trust me on this. You can find a decent bakery just about anyw… Susan Andersen
“ I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward. Susan Andersen
“ What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation. Susan Andersen
“ You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment. Susan Andersen
“ Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years. Susan Andersen
“ It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times. Susan Andersen
“ And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know. Susan Andersen
