I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.
My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.
How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.
Other than my foundation - mentoring programs - everything I do is for money.
Boys Shack, MEN build homes
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
You can take lessons to become almost anything: flying lessons, piano lessons, skydiving lessons, acting lessons, race car driving lessons, singing lessons. But there's no class for comedy. You have t...
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
I don't want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now... The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?
I'd have to say I'm most proud of my mentoring camp that I do in Dallas every year for one hundred boys from single-parent homes. I was raised by a mother who was a Sunday school teacher and a father...
I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.
You've got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.
God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.
Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you've got something to share.
Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. W...
We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, 'Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by.'
You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.
I'm not really a relationship expert but ...I'm an expert on manhood and what men think.
I don't think it's cool for people to say, 'You shouldn't reference God because I don't believe that, and I don't want to hear it.' Well, there's a lot of stuff I don't believe that I still gotta hear...
