You’ve never been a teenager, sweetie. You know what’s best for you.
Don't make prayer a consistent battle, but rather constantly pray against life's battles.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
In action a great heart is the chief qualification. In work, a great head.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...