If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.
Why wait to forgive and let go only after you have sufficiently wallowed in your despair? Why not forgive and let go now?
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Not being happy really is my fear.