Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased
Perhaps you’ve heard the one about the difference between a bass player and a large pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. I
If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour ofHeaven first...
Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed,
If you’re under 35, and not passionately interested in health food, this one may go over your head. If so, count your blessings: Until very recently, a tribe of killer monkeys lived undetected beneath...
Dreams should be forgotten when we wake. Or one day we will find ourselves unable to sleep.
Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.
Patriotism does not mean that you think your country is perfect, or blameless, or even particularly likeable on balance; nor does it mean that you serve it blindly, go where it tells you to go and kil...
Mankind is divided into two basic sorts: those who find the unknown future threatening ... and those who find it thrilling. The rupture between those two sides has been responsible for most of the blo...
I was a little afraid you might get all macho about not exposing your wife to danger.I am. I wouldn't want you to accidentally suffer any harm while beating the shit out of me for trying to keep you o...
I had not until then fully realized that I was odd, that there was anything strange about growing up with a single-parent genius. I thought all homes had equations scrawled with disc-marker across all...
Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.
The delusion that one's sexual pattern is The Only Right Way To Be is probably the single most common sexual-psychosis syndrome of this era, and it is virtually almost always the victim's fault. You c...
Noi tendiamo a confondere qualunque numero sufficientemente alto con il concetto d'infinito. [...] amiamo l'idea d'infinito. Un problema che include l'infinito è di facile soluzione. (Elefanti malinco...
One of the secret masters of the world: a librarian. They control information. Don't ever p**s one off.
She was black and a woman and scarred, and as the thought formed in our minds we realized that it was a redundancy. Her scar was visible externally, was all.