I think a relationship is like two stories, I say at last, feeling my way cautiously through my thoughts. Like…two open books, pressing together, and all the words mingle into one big, epic story. But...
Everyone should keep a dream journal, did you know that?
Your job is obviously very pressured.I thrive under pressure, I explain. Which is true. I've known that about myself ever since...Well. Ever since my mother told me when I was about 8.
Wow. So you didn't expect it?No. Not at all.Were you like, 'Fuck!
Take your future into your own hands. Make it happen. Life is a coloring book, but you have the pens.
Sometimes I hope I’m building up a stockpile of missing laughs, and when I’ve recovered, they’ll all come exploding out in one gigantic fit that lasts twenty-four hours.
So do I, you.
Oh, this shouldn't be allowed. There should be a rule which says that people you've met in the gym should never meet you in real life.
OK. The trick is when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.
I wonder if Luke would take a hit of tomato ketchup for me. I might ask him later. Just casually.
Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my...
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can aw...
I think a lot of people still fantasise about that first love and what might happen if they rekindled the relationship.
You know, this always happens. Whenever I go away, I always think I'll come back to mountains of exciting posts, with parcels and telegrams and letters full of scintillating news - and I'm always disa...
Yes, Ermintrude. I muster a smile. Ermintrude the hamster. The spotlight finally moves off me, and Dix Donahue comes to the end of his speech, and I look up to see Luke giving me a little wink as he a...
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard? Actually, I'd look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn't I? T...
So why do they hope ?' I can't help asking. 'Because it's human nature to hope for impossible things.
If you bother to ask someone’s advice, then bother to listen to it.
I mean, here we are in LA. The home of celebrities. They’re the local natural phenomenon. Everyone knows you come to LA to see the celebrities, like you go to Sri Lanka to see the elephants.
I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan