In the end, you have to choose whether or not to trust someone.
I think a relationship is like two stories, I say at last, feeling my way cautiously through my thoughts. Like…two open books, pressing together, and all the words mingle into one big, epic story. But...
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days later for a gorgeous cashmere sweater. And a store always smells good. A store can aw...
People used to ask me for advice, and I'd say, 'Please, don't ask me!' Yes, I did economics at Oxford, but that's not the same as having a broad knowledge of personal finance.
You can always find something you want.
Yes, Ermintrude. I muster a smile. Ermintrude the hamster. The spotlight finally moves off me, and Dix Donahue comes to the end of his speech, and I look up to see Luke giving me a little wink as he a...
They were even talking about buying a bodyguard, can you believe it? I mean, what on earth would I look like, turning up with a bodyguard? Actually, I'd look pretty cool and mysterious, wouldn't I? T...
The trouble is, depression doesn't come with handy symptoms like spots and a temperature, so you don't realize it at first. You keep saying 'I'm fine' to people when you're not fine. You think you be...
I think a lot of people still fantasise about that first love and what might happen if they rekindled the relationship.
You keep saying 'I'm fine' to people when you're not fine. You think you should be fine. You keep saying to yourself: 'Why aren't I fine?
Well, I don’t howl. Not quite. But I feel like howling.
Sometimes I hope I’m building up a stockpile of missing laughs, and when I’ve recovered, they’ll all come exploding out in one gigantic fit that lasts twenty-four hours.
So why do they hope ?' I can't help asking. 'Because it's human nature to hope for impossible things.
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OK. The trick is when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.
I wonder if Luke would take a hit of tomato ketchup for me. I might ask him later. Just casually.
I try to pay for lunch, but Sam point-blank refuses, so we compromise on going Dutch.
I never realized he was such a good actor. He should go into politics.
I mean, here we are in LA. The home of celebrities. They’re the local natural phenomenon. Everyone knows you come to LA to see the celebrities, like you go to Sri Lanka to see the elephants.
I feel like I’ve been on this massive long, lonely journey, and none of my friends could ever understand it, even Natalie. I think I kind of hated them for that.