I know exactly what Luke's doing. He's trying to push me and Suze together so we can make up. Which is really sweet of him. But I feel like a panda being told to mate with another panda that clearly d...
I honestly feel as though I’ve run an obstacle course to get here. In fact, I think, they should list shopping as a cardiovascular activity. My heart never beats as fast as it does when I see a reduce...
I have no idea what to say next. I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can't exactly go up to him and say Sushi! out of the...
I had a choice: Follow my heart or don’t break his. I think in the end I broke a bit of both our hearts. Which
I don't even feel so sure of that any more. I mean, if we were a couple, he'd be here, wouldn't he? He'd be here with me.
I can't help giving her the Mummy Once-Over myself, and she's one of those mothers who wears Crocs over nubbly homemade socks. (Why would you do that? Why?)
I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.
I can't bring myself to move. Because as soon as I do, it will be time to be polite and matter-of-fact and back to normal. And I can't bear that. I want to stay here. In the place where we can say any...
I bet he never goes on YouTube. He's too busy. It's only tragic cases like you and me who are always online.
I am an early riser,' he says at last. 'So I watch Owen wake up every morning. And each morning reveals something new. The light catches his face in a particular way; he has a fresh thought; he shares...
Hundreds? I stare at her. Why did you keep hundreds of email printouts? Don’t you start! says Demeter defensively. I suppose I thought I might need them one day.
Hare hare . . . I've moved on . . . hare hare . . . I'm in a good place . . .
Frusture is my word for the exquisite fury that only your husband can give you. Not only are you furious, you feel like he’s doing it all on purpose, in order to torment you.
Everyone knows the first rule of business is Look good during confrontations. Or if it isn't, it should be.
Episode 5: Meanwhile, they’d all lost touch, because they didn’t have Facebook and phones were expensive or whatever. (You do have to feel sorry for the older generation. I mean, all this pay phones a...
Do you respond to every e-mail you get, Becky? Luke turns, incredulous. Do you have a fine selection of Viagra substitutes too?
But they can’t just get rid of people! Their
As regards the DF 4000 Deluxe X-ray body scanner we were discussing, please be assured, I have never known a case of a husband using it to track down shopping parcels hidden about his wife’s person.
And just so you know, Lexi... I love you.Really? I beam delightedly before I can stop myself. I mean... fab. Thanks very much!
A mother in J Brand skinny jeans with an impeccably dressed daughter walks past, giving me the Mummy Once-over, and I flinch. Since I had Minnie, I’ve learned that the Mummy Once-over is even more sav...