People drive by in their colorful convertibles with the roof down, looking all relaxed and friendly, as if you might stroll up to them while they’re pausing at the light and start a conversation. It’s...
Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?
Oh, my God, you smiled! Mr. American Frown actually smiled!Must have been a mistake. I'll speak to someone about it. Won't happen again.Well, good. Because you could do your face and injury, just smil...
My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably I was pregnant. By my wicked married lover whom they could then murder and bury under the patio.
Most people underestimate eyes. They're infinite. You look someone straight in the eye and your whole soul can be sucked out in a nanosecond. Other people's eyes are limitless and that's what scares m...
Mind your own Brazilian! The words fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. Oops.OK. The trick when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is to pretend nothing happened.
Linus might come over. He might not. Either way is fine. Either way, his decision is about himself, not about you. You are not responsible for his feelings.
Life would be a lot easier if conversations were rewindable and erasable, like videos. Or if you could instruct people to disregard what you just said, like in a courtroom.
Life takes us on different paths... It's not up to us to evaluate or judge them, merely respect and embrace them.(Lara Lington - to Sadie Lancaster)
It's OK to be private. It's OK to say no. It's OK to say, 'I'm not going to share that'.
It'll be George Michael all over again, Dad mutters darkly to Mum, and I give a sharp intake of breath. That is AGAINST our family code. No one was supposed to mention George Michael ever again. We ev...
Is your life ruined? Is it such a disaster for people to know the truth about you?
In honor of my goddaughter’s christening, I will perform ‘The Real Slim Shady,’ by Eminem, he says confidently.
If love is easy, then you're not doing it right.Tilda
I've confromted enough assholes in my time. They never realize they're assholes. Not once. Whatever you say.
I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else, and there's an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the corner.
I'm lying. I don't just need someone like you. I need you.
I would like a cappuccino, says Linus politely. Thank you.Your name?I'll spell it for you, he says. Z-W-P-A-E-N--What? She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-...
I think you need to start thinking less about what you owe other people and more about what you owe yourself.
I stare at him in indignation. This changes what? I was his guardian angel till three minutes ago. You can't just switch guardian angels because you feel like it.