Sophie Kinsella Quotes

I collapse on my pillows in relief, my heart pounding. Thank fuck. I don’t have a child. And

I don't even feel so sure of that any more. I mean, if we were a couple, he'd be here, wouldn't he? He'd be here with me.

I have no idea what to say next. I don't speak Japanese, I don't know anything about Japanese business or Japanese culture. Apart from sushi. But I can't exactly go up to him and say Sushi! out of the...

I mean . . . take the Lord of the Rings movies—they’ve got loads of messages. Like Don’t lose your ring.

I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else, and there's an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the corner.

I've confromted enough assholes in my time. They never realize they're assholes. Not once. Whatever you say.

Is your life ruined? Is it such a disaster for people to know the truth about you?

It was about how you have to be strong to break free from abuse and not constantly measure yourself against toxic people but stand strong and distinct like a healthy tree. Not some stunted, falling-ov...

It'll be George Michael all over again, Dad mutters darkly to Mum, and I give a sharp intake of breath. That is AGAINST our family code. No one was supposed to mention George Michael ever again. We ev...

Let me tell you why. As a clever man once said: a treasure such as this should not be left in the hands of Philistines. And Poppy is a treasure, though she doesn’t realize it . . .’ I

Lover? I don't know. I don't know if she loves me. I don't know if I love her. All I can say is, she's the one I think about. All the time. She's the voice I want to hear. She's the face I hope to see...

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Mind your own Brazilian! The words fly out of my mouth before I can stop them. Oops.OK. The trick when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is to pretend nothing happened.

My parents watch too many soap operas, that's their trouble. In fact, they were probably I was pregnant. By my wicked married lover whom they could then murder and bury under the patio.

My phone’s my life. I can’t exist without it. It’s a vital organ.

On impulse, I go round the small clearing, picking up all the trash, working with a burst of energy. There isn't a rubbish bin, but I gather it together and put it next to a large rock. My life might...

The idea of Kai and Luke sitting at a table discussing his pecs nearly made me snort out my coconut water.

The moment happens, and you make your crucial mistake, and then it’s gone and the chance to do anything about it is blown away.

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.

The truth is, some relationships are supposed to last forever, and some are only supposed to last a few days. That’s the way life is.