Maybe my identity's been stolen. Or maybe I was sleep-shopping!
Maybe this is karma.
Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.
Mum’s like one of those dressage riders on TV. She changes her voice an iota and we all obey her instantly, like trained Olympic horses.
Mum’s suddenly become interested in LOC,
No human on God's earth is a nobody.
Not a cute little whimper. Not a plaintive little wail. A full-throated, piercing This Woman Has Kidnapped Me, Call the Cops scream.
Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.
I've never felt so bereft and panicky. What do I do without my phone? How do I function? My hand keeps automatically reaching for my phone in its usual place in my pocket. Every instinct in me wants t...
But, Audrey, that's what life is. We're all on a jagged graph. I know I am. Up a bit, down a bit. That's life.
She's not talking to me. She's talking to the Imaginary Daily Mail Judge, who constantly watches her life and gives it marks out of ten.
Still, that's the point of love; you love someone despite their flaws.
Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?''It's for you to lie on. Or something.''And a watering can?''I couldn't find a plant spray.'Breathlessly I start shoving bags into the taxi.'But why do I nee...
Thinking back, perhaps it took me longer than it should have to guess that he wasn't playing ball, so to speak. In fact, he actually had to punch me in the face get me off him - although he was very a...
Something tells me organizing a protest against your husband’s client has got to be even worse than selling his Tiffany clocks.
I know that things are still uncertain; I know that reality hasn’t gone away. There’ll be explanations and recriminations and messiness. But right now I’m entwined with a man I think I might love. And...
What are they waiting to see? Sam follows my gaze and I shrug. Who knows? You could always do a dance, or tell a joke, or... kiss the bride?Not the bride, he wraps his arms around me, and gradually pu...
Wow. So you didn't expect it?No. Not at all.Were you like, 'Fuck!
Your father always tries to see the good side of people; to find the excuse. But sometimes there isn't a good side. There isn't an excuse.(Mom - to Lara Lington)
Everyone should keep a dream journal, did you know that?
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