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Just FYI, Lenny says, his face still red from the nasty sunburn. I've got a shitload of condoms in my duffle. Front pocket.For what?Listen if you don't know what condoms are for I'm not gonna teach you.I know what they're for, shithead. I just highly doubt you're getting any ass on this trip.Watch me, Lenny says. My boy gets action all the time.Yeah, I bet your right hand is tired from all that action I mumble as I walk to the bathroom. I'm a leftie! Lenny calls after me.I try not to wince from thinking about it.

Simone Elkeles

Just FYI, Lenny says, his face still red from the nasty sunburn. I've got a shitload of condoms in my duffle. Front pocket.For what?Listen if you don't know what condoms are for I'm not gonna teach you.I know what they're for, shithead. I just highly doubt you're getting any ass on this trip.Watch me, Lenny says. My boy gets action all the time.Yeah, I bet your right hand is tired from all that action I mumble as I walk to the bathroom. I'm a leftie! Lenny calls after me.I try not to wince from thinking about it.

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About Simone Elkeles

Simone Elkeles (born April 24, 1970) is an American author known for the teen romance Perfect Chemistry trilogy and How To Ruin trilogy. She is a New York Times Bestselling young adult author. Simone has won the 2010 RITA Award for Best Young Adult Romance from the Romance Writers of America for her book Perfect Chemistry. The sequel to Perfect Chemistry, Rules of Attraction, appeared on USA Today Best Sellers List and The New York Times Best Sellers List.