Simone Elkeles Quote

I seriously don’t give a crap how I get the pants; just that I get ‘em before my next class. A wet crotch is not the way to show Brittany I’m a stud.I wait at the tree while other kids throw away their lunches and head back inside. Before I know it, music starts playing through the loudspeakers and Paco is nowhere in sight. Great. Now I have five minutes to get to Peterson’s class. Gritting my teeth, I walk to chemistry with my books strategically placed in front of my crotch, with two minutes to spare. I slide onto the stool and push it as close to the lab table as possible, hiding the stain.Brittany walks into the room, her sunshine hair falling down the front of her chest, ending in perfect little curls that bounce when she walks. Instead of that perfection turning me on, it makes me want to mess it all up.I wink at her when she glances at me. She huffs and pulls her stool as far away from me as possible.Remembering Mrs. Peterson’s zero-tolerance rule, I pull my bandana off and place it in my lap directly over the stain. Then I turn to the pom-pom chick sitting next to me. You’re gonna have to talk to me at some point.So your girlfriend can have a reason to beat me up? No thanks, Alex. I’d rather keep my face the way it is.I don’t have a girlfriend. You want to interview for the position? I scan her from top to bottom, focusing on the parts she relies on so heavily.She curls her pink-frosted top lip and sneers at me. Not on your life., you wouldn’t know what to do with all this testosterone if you had it in your hands.She turns away from me. You’re disgusting.What if I said we’d make a great couple?I’d say you were an idiot.