We’re flimflam artists. But remember, sonny, you can’t con people unless they’re greedy to begin with. W. C. Fields had it right. You can’t cheat an honest man.
Sing me no songs of daylight,For the sun is the enemy of lovers
Life is a cosmic grab-bag. At this moment, somewhere in the world, someone is losing a child, skiing down a mountain, having an orgasm, getting a haircut, lying on a bed of pain, singing on a stage, d...
I’m tired of the lies and the cheating, and the broken promises that were never meant to be kept.
But a comedian is naked. His only weapon was his wit.
I admire people who are, by nature, kind and fair to others.
Average Russian reads three times as many books a year as the average United States citizen.
When you get there, there is no there….
We're brought up to expect a happy ending. But there are no happy endings. There's only death waiting for us. We find love and happiness, and it's snatched away from us without rhyme or reason. We're...
Marry him. Good dull husbands are hard to find.
God will never throw anything at you that you can’t handle. Just take it one step at a time.
But he said it couldn’t have
If there is any secret to my success, I think it's that my characters are very real to me. I feel everything they feel, and therefore I think my readers care about them.
Secret
Maniac.
When they die no one will ever know that once they lived.
Then there wasonly the soft night wind and the timeless sea. And thestars above, where it had all been written.
My definition of a liberal is a man who has his ass firmly stuck in clouds of cotton wool.
If you believe in what you are doing, then you must fight for it. You must stay. Do not let anyone frighten you away.
God cannot take sides; for He is in all of us. We are all a part of Him, and when we try to destroy Him, we destroy ourselves.