Do me a favor. Don't lick your seat belt? Ash's expression was total confusion. Huh? where did that randomness come from?
When everyone has a microphone, you can't hear anything. Choose one voice carefully and listen in.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.