There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion. —Francis Bacon, Essays, Civil and Moral, Of Beauty
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everyb...
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous.
A black hole holds all the colors of the universe.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
The concept of leadership is abused by people who think a person becomes a leader when he grows grey hair, put into a position and expected to function. Everyone has a leadership potential carried wit...
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.