Money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong.
Pessimism is often a failure of imagination.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I...
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Positivity is far more than a mental preference. It changes your brain, literally, and it changes the people around you. It’s the nearest thing we have to magic.
Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better prob...
Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
Persistence is useful, but there’s no point in being an idiot about it.
Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
Scott: What's the cure?Doctor: There is none.Scott: But that isn't what I heard. The optimist in me translated the gloomy news as Scott, you will be the first person in the world to be cured of spasmo...
Passion feels very democratic. It is the people’s talent, available to all. It’s also mostly bullshit.
For humans, honesty is a matter of degree. Engineers are always honest inmatters of technology and human relationships. That's why it's a good ideato keep engineers away from customers, romantic inter...
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
Free yourself from the shackles of an oppressive reality. What’s real to you is what you imagine and what you feel. If you manage your illusions wisely, you might get what you want, but you won’t nece...
If you see voters as rational, you'll be a terrible politician. People are not wired to be rational. Our brains simply evolved to keep us alive. Brains did not evolve to give us truth. Brains merely g...
The only way to succeed in the long run is by using a system that bypasses your need for willpower.
Priorities are the things you need to get right so the things you love can thrive.
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you sh...
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?