Sarah Vowell Quote
It was made clear to me that I wasn’t supposed to trouble the moody Creator with any pesky questions about the eccentricities of His cosmic system. So when I asked about stuff that confused me, like How come we’re praying for the bar to be shut down when Jesus himself turned water into wine?, I was shushed and told to have faith. Thus my idea of heaven was that I got to spend eternity sitting at the feet of God, grilling Him. Let me get this straight, I’d say by way of introduction. It’s your position that every person ever born has to suffer because Eve couldn’t resist a healthy between-meals snack? Once I got the metaphysical queries out of the way I could satisfy my curiosity about how He came up with stuff I was learning about in school, like photosynthesis.
It was made clear to me that I wasn’t supposed to trouble the moody Creator with any pesky questions about the eccentricities of His cosmic system. So when I asked about stuff that confused me, like How come we’re praying for the bar to be shut down when Jesus himself turned water into wine?, I was shushed and told to have faith. Thus my idea of heaven was that I got to spend eternity sitting at the feet of God, grilling Him. Let me get this straight, I’d say by way of introduction. It’s your position that every person ever born has to suffer because Eve couldn’t resist a healthy between-meals snack? Once I got the metaphysical queries out of the way I could satisfy my curiosity about how He came up with stuff I was learning about in school, like photosynthesis.
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