They write songs about California girls for a reason.
Such a sensitive dog. Or maybe he just needs to go outside for other reasons.
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Let’s call the prince — Ruff, ruff! Pickles! Jonah cries gleefully. My brother is so weird.
I think we — well, I — messed up the story.
Department, 557 Broadway, New York, NY 10012.
Behind the man’s back Jonah and I give each other a high five.
Blockade
I’m still irritated at the end of the day when my brother, Jonah, and I are standing outside school, waiting for our dad to pick us up. It doesn’t help when Brandon says, Bye, Crabby Abby, as he strol...
Is it my imagination or is the flying carpet going a little faster today? Jonah asks as we coast through the desert. I’m sitting up front with him. Aladdin and Prince are behind us. Prince’s ears flap...
Frances puts down her cane. Tara tugs on her braid. Bob tugs on his beard. Jon continues to look handsome. Alan nods. I guess we owe you a thank-you. Thank
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A guy who treats his mom well, treats his wife well.
Her lips
You don't just decide to have sex because you feel like having sex. You decide to have sex once you realize you're in love with someone and want to express that love physically.
What house do you belong to? Ravenclaw, I say. The clever one. The woman hands me the blue Ravenclaw scarf. You’re also kind of a Hufflepuff, don’t you think? Leela asks. Hardworking, loyal . . . Alth...
The school didn’t want us mixing with the rest of the senior class. Which was ridiculous. We had ESP, not Ebola. A curriculum had been tailored just for us, to help us prepare for what lay ahead. Not...
NO FLYING EXCEPT IN THE FLYERS’ COURT OR THE YARD. NO ANIMAL FRIENDS IN SCHOOL WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION. NO FLUXING WITHOUT TEACHER SUPERVISION. Today, Nory noticed a sign she had never bothered to...
Lightning only strikes once, my dad said. And when it hits, you know.
I love you.You imagine hearing the words from someone related not related to you, someone not your best friend, but when someone you love, you dream about, actually says them, it makes your body melt...