“ Just you wait, Abby Johnston. My coolness will hit you like a tsunami. You will be carried along by its raging power. You will be turned into a freaking icicle by the frostiness of my cool. Sarah Darer Littman
“ I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her right for being such a big, fat, Eggo-scarfing liar. Sarah Darer Littman
“ It's kind of freaky to send your picture over the Internet to someone you don't really know and then have to sit waiting for their judgement on how you look. Maybe that's why my aunt Penny, who got di… Sarah Darer Littman
“ And if I see you step foot on my property again, I’ll do more than make a phone call,” he says, waving the baseball bat around menacingly. Sarah Darer Littman