Never trust sheep.
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they re...
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.