Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight.
You want help? Ask for help. You want love? Ask for love. If you want anything from the universe, anything from yourself, you must first ask.
A spark of every fire we seek is already within us.
God wants to advise us and stretch out His Almighty hand of help towards us
Sex doesn't satisfy for a lifetime, the more you have it, the more you want it. And the more you have it, the more you die out.