I discriminate against stupid assholes!
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.
Key the mind, and set the soul free.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget; but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open...
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.