—Si no te ríes de ti mismo, ¿de quién te vas a reír?
Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart, be real, but most importantly be nice.
Capture your youth, while you can.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.