Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples.
Many of the best traps are simple. You just have to think about it, and hope your victim doesn't.
Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.
Love is no game! It is no flowery softness! It is hard work- It demands everything from you- especially the truth. Only then does it yield results.
Love and war always go together. They are the peaks of human emotion! Evil and good, beauty and ugliness
Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.
Look, ladies, we've been over this. I don't even remember killing Medusa. I don't remember anything! Can't we just call a truce and talk about your weekly specials? Stheno gave her sister a pouty look...
Let's have a good clean three-legged death race.
Let's boogie,' he (Leo) said. 'Before I come to my senses
Leo had wanted to paint a giant message on the bottom of the hull-WASSUP? with a smiley-face-but Annabeth had vetoed the idea.
Leo frowned at the giant's spire. Can't we blow it up or something?Without me, you do not have the power, Hera said. You might as well try to destroy a mountain.Done that once today, Jason said.
Leo felt trapped. He’d once been stuck in a cave on top of Pikes Peak, surrounded by a pack of werewolves. Another time he’d been stuck in an abandoned factory with a family of evil Cyclopes. But this...
Leo cried, Hold on! Let's have some manners here. Can I at least find out who has the honor of destroying me?I am Cal! the ox grunted. He looked very proud of himself, like he'd taken a long time to m...
Leo choked. Your mom is a rainbow goddess?Got a problem with that? Butch said.No, no, Leo said. Rainbows, very macho.Butch is our best equestrian, Annabeth said. He gets along great with the pegasi.Ra...
Just because I’m Native American doesn’t mean I can track furniture through the wilderness. She deepened her voice: ‘Yes, kemosabe. A three-legged table passed this way an hour ago.’ Heck, I don’t kno...
It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet? You think it's funny to send me this this this charbroiled runt of a boy to ruin my tranqui...
It's first owner...well, things didn't turn out too well for her. Her name was Helena.'Piper let that sink in. Wait, you mean the Helena? Helena of Troy?'Annabeth nodded.And it's just sitting in your...
In the beginning. I wasn't there.
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn't catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I contin...
I wanted to keep things as normal as possible for the trainees, so I led my usual morning class. I called it Magic Problem-Solving 101. The trainees called it Whatever Works.