you hit the lord of the titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush?
Shouldn't he pick on more interesting heroes, like the children of Thor? At least their dad had a movie franchise. Frey didn't even have his own cats. He had to borrow his sister's.
I remembered the myth about Andromeda and how she had been chained to a rock by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster. Maybe she'd gotten too many F's on her report card or something.
Everybody-even monsters-needed a little attention once in a while.
You’ve got to be kid— Well, crud, what just happened there? I ran out of syl—
You’re not getting away from me. Never again. - Percy
You... The centaur's eyes flared like a cornered animal's. You should be dead.
You're already married! Hera protested. To me!Curses! said Zeus. Er, I mean, of course, dear.
You'd think he'd ran out off rocks, I muttered
You wrote this right? he said. It tells how to defeat Set.Thoth unfolded the papyrus pages. Oh, dear. I hate reading my old work. Look at this sentence. I’d never write it that way now. He patted his...
You seem to be clean, Terminus decided. Do you have anything to declare?Yes, Percy said. I declare this is stupid.
You see that massive giantess blocking the river? Technically speaking, Jack said, I can’t see anything, because I don’t have eyes. But yes, I see the giant.
You put the Set animal in your locker? Do you know how much strength that requires?Yeah, I said. I was there.
You must carry on my spirit. It can no longer be carried by a god. It must be taken up by all of you. - Pan
You have a humming dodo bird, I said stupidly.
You do the easy thing, the appealing thing, the peaceful thing, mostly it turns sour in the end. But if you take the hard path - ah, that's how you reap the sweet rewards. Duty. Sacrifice. They mean s...
You are one freaking awesome baboon.
You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.
Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!
Wrongly chosen, wrongly slain, A hero Valhalla cannot contain. Nine days hence the sun must go east, Ere Sword of Summer unbinds the beast.