Don't dwell on things. Don't stay in one place too long. It was the only way to stay ahead of sadness.
Do you have a favorite constalation, Percy?'I was still kind of wondering about the little green snakes he'd shoved into his jogging shorts, but i said. 'Uh, I like Hercules.''Why?''Well... because he...
Despicable creatures, vultures: without a doubt the most disgusting birds ever. I suppose they served their purpose, but did they have to be so greasy and ugly? Couldn't we have cute fuzzy rabbits tha...
Desjardins was literally fuming. His tattered robes still smoked from battle. (Carter says I shouldn’t mention that his pink boxer shorts were showing, but they were!)
Death has more in common with Love than you might imagine.
Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys.Just most waking hours?
Clovis,’ Nico growled, ‘for the gods’ sake, stop dreaming so powerfully!
Bob … the Titan … he only helped us in Tartarus because you were kind to him. You told him we were worth saving. That’s the only reason we’re alive.’ She said we so easily, as if she and Percy were in...
Bessie? I looked down at the bull serpent. But… he’s too cute. He couldn’t destroy the world.-Percy Jackson
Annabeth laced her fingers through his. In the light of his bronze sword, her face was beautiful.'We're together,' she reminded him. 'We'll get through this.
All da ladies love Leo!!
APOLLO'S DAILY MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHYou are gorgeous and people love you!
A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon.I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather.Really? I yelled.Horus didn’t answer
A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.
Question (from a reader) : Will the Wise Goddess Athena overthrow Zeus and become the ruler of Olympus?Athena's answer : What an interesting idea . . . No, just kidding, Dad. Put away the lightning bo...
Just for you non-sea-god types out there, don't go swimming in New York Harbor. It may not be as filthy as it was in my mom's day, but that water will still probably make you grow a third eye or have...
I let loose a guttural roar-the cry of a man who has been deprived of his rightful kibbeh. I drew my sword and smacked the eagle with flat of the blade
Sometimes small things can become very large, indeed.
Zeus will destroy you!' she promised. 'Hades will have your soul!''' I yelledI wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!
You’re a strange person. I prefer the term fabulously weird.