Dealing with any man means dealing with multiple personalities.
You can’t burn me.
Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say tell the truth, and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?
We need music, Nico said. How's your singing?Um, no. Can't you just, like, tell it to open? You're the son of Hades and all.It's not so easy. We need music.I was pretty sure if I tried to sing, all I...
We heard the army before we saw it.The noise was like a cannon barrage combined with a football stadium crowd- like every Patriots fan in New England was charging us with bazookas.
Waitress! Hedge called. Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.
Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything.
Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.You'll be just as annoying? I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals.I sa...
Tyson, I said We're turning around!Going the wrong way? he asked. Always, I grumbled, but I steered the chariot towards the stands.
Thunder boomed overhead. Lightning flashed, and the bars on the nearest window burst into sizzling, melted stubs of iron.Jason flew in like Peter Pan, electricity sparking around him and his gold swor...
Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn.Yeah, it's a gift.
This is Graceland. Home of the most famous musician in the world.Michael Jackson lived here?No, dummy, Carter said. Elvis Presley.
There’s nothing here, Carter said.What do you want? I asked. We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a barbarian).
The Set animal’s jaws were pried open so fast that it yelped and let go of my arm. I stood, now encased in a magical barrier twice my normal size, and kicked Leroy into a wall.Good! said Horus. Now di...
That’s Narmer with the spoon, I guessed. Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?
Tell the sun and stars hello for me.
Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
Sure, they only had ten days to stop the giants from waking Gaia. Sure, he could die before dinnertime. But he loved being told that something was impossible. It was like someone handing him a lemon m...
Snake people do not drink milk, Kekrops said. We are lactose intolerant reptiles.Me too! Frank said. I mean . . . lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes