Meg looked at me with something resembling respect. What did you do to them?Nothing, I said. Half the trick to being a god is knowing how to bluff.
Leo dropped into the pool and approched the cage. Hola, Tia. Little bit of trouble?She [Hera] crossed her arms and sighed in exasperation. Don't inspect me like I'm one of your machines, Leo Valdez. G...
Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.
Intelligence won wars, not brute force.
If you ever leave me again,’ she said, her eyes stinging, ‘I swear to all the gods-‘Percy had the nerve to laugh. Suddenly the lump of heated emotions melted inside Annabeth.‘Consider me warned,’ Perc...
If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!
If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.
I wondered if I should start a small fire in Percy Jackson's sink, perhaps burn some bandages in thanks, but I decided that might strain that Jackson's hospitality.
I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kneel or buy stamps from him or what.
I was wondering how you got all that out of a single moooooo
I stepped forward. Call me old-fashioned, but I wanted to keep his focus on me and not Annabeth. I think it’s polite for a guy to protect his girlfriend from instant incineration.
I plucked a ruby off the nearest plant and threw it at Hades.
Hello, Hazel Levesque.
Hearth signed, 'is it talking? I don't read sword lips.''what is he saying?' Jack asked. 'I don't read elf hands
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins.You're kidding, I said. Are those Minotaur-shaped?Hermes picked up the bottle and rattled it. The lemon one...
Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.SMASH!Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin.
Defeating one ant had taken all my energy. (I don’t think I have ever written a sadder sentence than that.)
Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.
A real man's weapon is his mind.
people can be creul,people can be mean, what they say about us is not true it makes it there opinion, and it doesnt mean thats how the rest of the world see's it.