Get closer, I told Blackjack. I need to talk to the statue. he muttered, but he flew as close as he could, dodging the flying statue.
Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady? Dionysus asked.Yes, Lord Dionysus.Mr. D nodded. Just checking. You're right, of course. Carry on.
Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?
While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. Wha...
The forge looked like a steam-powered locomotive had smashed into the Greek Parthenon and they had fused together.
Swords can’t solve every problem.
Percy was getting tired of water.If he said that aloud, he would probably get kicked out of Poseidon’s Junior Sea Scouts, but he didn’t care.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: The groin. The Ea...
Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
Look, lady, we're not going to go all HUNGER GAMES on each other. Isn't going to happen.
Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.
It isn’t easy being a brilliant inventor, always alone. Always misunderstood. Easy to turn bitter, make horrible mistakes. People are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a pe...
That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can fly.
Percy: You asked Poseidon for… me? Tyson: For a friend, young cyclopes grow up alone on the streets, learns to make things out of scraps. Learn to survive. Percy: But that’s so cruel! Tyson: Makes us...
I'm gonna be percy Jackson when I grow up, she told Hazel solemnly.Hazel Smiled and ruffled her hair. That's a good thing to be, Julia.Although, Frank said. Frank Zhang would be good too.
Gods of Olympus. Piper stared at Leo. What happened to ?His hair was greased back. He had welding goggles on his forehead, a lipstick mark on his cheek, tattoos all over his arms, and a T-shirt that r...
Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
Thalia blushed. Hi, Lord Apollo.Zeus's girl, yes? Makes you my half sister. Used to be a tree, didn't you? Glad you're back. I hate it when pretty girls turn into trees. Man, I remember one time—
Percy blinked. So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means all the flying horses in the world are my…You know what? Lets’ forget it.
As Hazel marched down the hill, she cursed in Latin. Percy didn’t understand all of it, but he got , , and a few choice suggestions about where Octavian could stick his knife.