Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex?
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
In presence of the Moon nobody sees stars.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
Thinking makes man to be god & GOD to dwell in Man.
A stranger may find beauty in you yet.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...