No matter how hard you try to be what you once were, you can only be what you are here and now.
Keep an eye on your responses. Strong responses are about you more than them.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth.
Hide yourself in God, so when a man wants to find you he will have to go there first.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
I think that fame removes true happiness. Because when you are famous, people know you for who they think you are and when you are happy, it's because people have met you and see you for who you reall...
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.