You have not been sticking your dirty fingers in my sauce,’’ Eve said, and pointed her wooden spoonat him.He quickly took the finger out of his mouth. ‘‘First off, they’re not dirty. I licked them fir...
You can’t be serious, Eve said. Guys. People get eaten in places like this. At the very least, we get locked in a room and terrible, evil things get done to us and put on the Internet. I’ve seen the m...
Who's Myrnin?Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss.You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?
When she set Shane’s glass of Coke down in front of him, she did it with probably a little too much emphasis; he glanced up at her with a question-mark expression.[...] ‘‘What?’’ Shane asked her, and...
What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.Dean’s brother—he hadn’t been just some nameless Bad Guy Number Four. This vampire wasn’t, either. He had a...
What’s burning?Your brain.
What you know about Vampires could fit into a mosquito's ass. Eve said. Irritated. All you know is what you grew up seeing on T.V. You ever actually meet one?
We had this talk, she said. You may be dead sexy, and I mean, like, really dead and really sexy, but you don’t get to tell me what to do. Right? And no head-shrinker stuff, either, or I swear to God,...
Want me to warm up the sauce?Do we do that? I mean, it’s in a jar, right? Can’t you just dump it over the pasta?Well, you can, but it tastes better if you warm it up.Oh. Eve sighed. This is complicate...
Unless you want to hang a This Vein for Rent sign around your neck, move already!
Trav, if you cross us -- I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.
There's a ghost in this house! An unquiet spirit!Unquiet spirit? Shane said under his breath. Is that politically correct for pissed off? You know, like Undead American or something?
There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply move toward the inevitable without thinking on the consequences.
That’s kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so OK.
Tell me he’s not talking to Brandon, Claire said.Um… Ok. He’s not talking to Brandon.You’re lying.Yeah. He’s talking to Brandon. Look, let Shane do his thing, okay? He’s not as stupid as he looks, mos...
Shut up! Eve yelled from somewhere upstairs. Jackass!You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome,
She wasn't absolutely sure who kissed whom this time. Maybe it was gravity tilting, stars exploding. It felt like it.... She gasped into his open mouth, and he moaned. She had no idea a sensation cou...
Planet Shane is a lovely place a long way from here.
People talk about nature as a mother, but to me she's always been Medea, ready and willing to slaughter her children.
Nothing?Micheal!You're 'playing'!.IN PUBLIC?'That's new?' Claire whisperd to shhane'He hasn't played anywhere but our living room since-Teeth-in-neck mime 'You know Oliver''Oh.'