I think I just became psychic, he said. Holy crap.
I liked you better when you were this timid little kid. What happened?I started living with you guys.Oh, right.
I knew you'd come,Claire.I knew you would.Dear God,you took your time.
I am never taking a trip with either of you ever again.' Eve said. 'Ever.'Excellent' Shane said. 'Then next trip, we hit the strip bar.'I have a gun, Shane,' Eve sighed.What, you think i actually load...
I Promise, Shane said.You'd better, jerkface, Eve said. How's the head?Taped. It's fine, chicks dig scars. Wait, did you just call me jerkface? Are we back in grade school?I love you, Eve said.He clos...
How you going to stop me, cupcake? Hit me with your book bag?If I have to.
He sounded harassed more than anything else, like mass home invasion was just something standing between him and morning coffee.
He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants, Eve said. Define crazy.
Give the girl some credit. At least she told you, instead of letting you figure it out on your own.Yeah, and she told me last! Eve glared at the two boys, hands on her hips.Boyfriend, Shane said, hold...
Fate Eve said with a sighI'm not sure fate had to burn up your car to get the point across, Shane said, buckling his own seatbelt.No, not that. The hearse. I'm going to name it Fate.Shane stared at Ev...
Don't do me any favors, Glass Ass, Jason snapped.
Claire: So we do nothing?Michael: We do the best nothing you've ever seen.
Bouncing in hoppy little circles like a demented Goth bunny.
And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you go off and get yourself killed like a Dumbass. First rule in horror movies, Clair-Never split up!
Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?
I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh
Claire:shes floating whats wrong with thatshane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me.
You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.But a minor, she pointed out. At least for beer.Yeah, and by the way, how much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and I'm not if...
You were right, she said. You were always right, about everything. And I will always love you, Sam. Forever.
You sound disappointed. Shane’s voice came out faint and thready, and he put his head back against the cushions as he squeezed his eyes shut. Damn, I hate this. I really do.I know, Oliver said. Your b...