Okay, Claire finally said. I admit, he has significant ninja qualities.Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle.You’re going too?Am I not ninja enough? Are you sayin...
OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can’t believe it. I always pictured Shane going after blond beach hotties. Who knew he liked big brains and teeny little bodies? Although, t...
My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.
Keys, she repeated, and slowly stepped back. What do you mean, keys?Car keys. As in, give them up. Now. Shane had that look -- hard, and no bullshit. We don't have time for your drama, Monica. Nobody...
Jealous?Maybe.No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse.
Is it arrogance if one is truly superior?
I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. Wait a second, I said. So, you're best friends with a hot vampire chick who likes leather.Yeah.And...
Hey, if you don't want to tell me, don't. But I can tell when you lie.Ok, that was creepy. You can?He smiled grimly down at the dirty dishwater. Nope. But see? You fell for it anyway. Careful, or I'l...
He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.
He broke the kiss and leaned against her, breathing hard. Good morning to you, too. Man, I just can't stay mad when you do that.
He (Michael) was gone in a whisper of air, hardly making any sound at all, and Claire shivered and leaned against Shane’s solid, very human warmth. His arms went around her, and he touchedhis lips lig...
Faster! Shane yelled. Eve hit the gas hard, and whipped around a slower-moving van. The firing ceased, at least for now. You see why I didn't want you to stop?Okay, your father is officially ! Eve yel...
Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and a kind of crazy/stylish pimp coat that covered him from neck to an...
As he filled the mug with coffee, Michael waited for Shane to make some sense. Which Shane finally did, holding up the cheaply printed white flyer. It curled around the edges from where it had been ro...
And that, Claire thought, was why Morley had been right about this, even if he was a complete vampire aboutit.You had to save what you could.Amelie had understood that all along, Claire realized. That...
Shane:is your distant cousin jack the ripper dropping in for coffee.eve:screw you collins
Shane:do we have a choicemichael:dont think soshane:then screw it im getting tired shane yawned lets go get eaten at least then i can get some sleep
You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend .--Michael
You know, Shane said twenty minutes later, I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think I was the go-to guy for breaking and entering.
What do you think it is?It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know.I would never build a lawn trimmer, Myrnin said. What did the lawn ever do to me?