I am Brister Fendlestick. Velcome to my hoomble home!
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
If you can dream it, you can do it.
Life is rich always changing always challenging and we architects have the task of transmitting into wood concrete glass and steel of transforming human aspirations into habitable and meaningful...
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
There is no competition of sounds between a nightingale and a violin.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...