We truly live only one day at a time. It doesn’t really help to worry about the future, which we can’t control, or the past, which we can’t change.
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
More than any other attribute of Jesus, his humility is the key to a healthy marriage. If two people make it their goal to imitate the humility of Christ, everything else will take care of itself.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.