Get married, P.K. Purvis, said Gussie earnestly. It's the only life ...
Fascination exists only in the imagination of the fascinated.
Don’t they put aunts in Turkey in sacks and drop them in the Bosphorus?’ ‘Odalisques, sir, I understand. Not aunts.
Aunt Agatha is my tough aunt, the one who eats broken bottles and conducts human sacrifices by the light of the full moon.
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery o...
Girls do go for the finely-chiselled. And apart from his looks, he's and artist, and there's something about artists that seems to act on the other sex like catnip on cats.
One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably th...
Ought I to dress it? What I mean is, the first act
Of the afternoon Mr. Fitz-Wattle
Liberally equipped with one-way pockets
A chap after the horses.’ He had found the right
You go away and have a nice cup of hot tea,' said the agent, soothingly, 'and you'll be as right as anything in the morning.
The snag in this business of falling in love, aged relative, is that the parties of the first part so often get mixed up with the wrong parties of the second part, robbed of their cooler judgement by...
Spode, also, seemed a good deal
Nobody is at his best in the matter of explanations if a lady whom he knows to be possessed of a firm belief in the incurable weakness of his intellect is looking fixedly at him during the recital.
Mere surprise, however, was never enough to prevent Psmith talking. He
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.
I am familiar with the name Bassington-Bassington, sir. There are three branches of the Bassington-Bassington family - the Shropshire Bassington-Bassingtons, the Hampshire Bassington-Bassingtons, and...
Hear that, Eustace? He wishes we were staying a good long time.I expect it will seem a good long time, said Eustace, philosophically.
He was no prude, but he had those decent prejudices of which no self-respecting man can wholly rid himself, however broad-minded he may try to be.