He was really only a sort of detective, a species
Good Lord, Jeeves! Is there anything you don’t know?’ ‘I couldn’t say, sir.
Besides, a burglar is only a practical socialist. Philosophers talk a lot about the redistribution of wealth. The burglar goes out and does it.
As Nebuchadnezzar is reported to have said of his vegetarian diet, it may have been wholesome, but it was not good.
You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.
Jeeves, I'm engaged.I hope you will be very happy, sir.Don't be an ass. I'm engaged to Miss Bassett.
He was rigidly truthful, where the issue concerned only himself. Where it was a case of saving a friend, he was prepared to act in a manner reminiscent of an American expert witness.
Good God, Clarence! You look like a bereaved tapeworm.
As an energetic Socialist, I do my best to see the good that is in him, but it's hard. Comrade Bristow's the most striking argument against the equality of man I've ever come across.
After all, what could be pleasanter than a little literature in the small hours?
After all, golf is only a game,'' said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they're saying.
A pictorial record of his hopes and despairs would have looked like a fever chart.
Ground was
Which one, darling?''The one with a face like a fish.''But they all have faces like fish, darling.'
The ideal girl . . . would be kind. That was because she would also be extremely intelligent, and, being extremely intelligent, would have need of kindness to enable her to bear with a not very intell...
The High Street was full of farmers, cows, and other animals, the majority of the former well on the road to intoxication. It is, of course, extremely painful to see a man in such a condition, but whe...
That's good, I said. And if you have a nice time this morning on the sands with your spade and bucket, you will come and tell me all about it, won't you? I have so little on my mind just now that it's...
She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs.
Reflect, old man! We have been pals for years. Your mother likes me.No, she doesn't.Well, anyway, we were at school together and you owe me a tenner.Oh, well, he said in a resigned sort of voice.
Once more he became silent, staring before him with sombre eyes. Following his gaze, I saw that he was looking at an enlarged photograph of my Uncle Tom in some sort of Masonic uniform which stood on...