P.G. Wodehouse Quote

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.

Do we not each dream of dreams? Do we not dance on the notes of lost

Dreams become regrets when left in the mind, never planted in the soil of action.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

The most attractive thing about you should have less to do with your face or body and more to do with your attitude and how you treat people.

It is man and not the Bible that needs correcting. Greater and more careful scholarship has shown that apparent contradictions were caused by incorrect translations, rather than divine inconsistencies...

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world usually do.

whenever i am in pain,i just think of watching your eye's in rain!