P.G. Wodehouse Quote

Don't leave me, Bertie. I'm lost.What do you mean, lost?I came out for a walk and suddenly discovered after a mile or two that I didn't know where on earth I was. I've been wandering round in circles for hours.Why didn't you ask the way?I can't speak a word of French.Well, why didn't you call a taxi?I suddenly discovered I'd left all my money at my hotel.You could have taken a cab and paid it when you got to the hotel.Yes, but I suddenly discovered, dash it, that I'd forgotten its name.And there in a nutshell you have Charles Edward Biffen. As vague and woollen-headed a blighter as ever bit a sandwich.

P.G. Wodehouse

Don't leave me, Bertie. I'm lost.What do you mean, lost?I came out for a walk and suddenly discovered after a mile or two that I didn't know where on earth I was. I've been wandering round in circles for hours.Why didn't you ask the way?I can't speak a word of French.Well, why didn't you call a taxi?I suddenly discovered I'd left all my money at my hotel.You could have taken a cab and paid it when you got to the hotel.Yes, but I suddenly discovered, dash it, that I'd forgotten its name.And there in a nutshell you have Charles Edward Biffen. As vague and woollen-headed a blighter as ever bit a sandwich.

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