“ We pimp our precious lives to the infernal gnashing babble - Follow me! Friend me! Like me! But don't ever know me. Patrick Marber
“ Larry: She doesn't want to be happy.Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymo… Patrick Marber
“ A million years ago - some hairy bastard daubed a horse on the wall of his cave, he saw it, he drew it - well done! Flash forward: 'Hello, welcome to my vlog. Today I bought a plum Patrick Marber
“ Men want a girl who looks like a boy. They want to protect her but she must be a survivor. And she must come...like a train...but with...elegance. Patrick Marber