“ The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that. Pat Paulsen
“ I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untes… Pat Paulsen
“ In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter. Pat Paulsen
