Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.
You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?
I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.
It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.
In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.
No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resid...
He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.
My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?
Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.
Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.
One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus
What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, o...
It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.
I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.
What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
