In other words, it is impossible: we cannot function properly, and the evening ends in confusion and awkwardness, and very early.
All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I'm beginning to see why people don't do it more often.
You’re seeing someone else, aren’t you? Seeing someone else? How on earth could that explain any of this? Why would seeing someone else necessitate bringing home a middle-aged woman, a teenaged punk...
What went wrong? Nothing and everything.
Those days are gone, and good fucking riddance to them; unhappiness really meant something back then. Now it's just a drag, like a cold or having no money. If you really wanted to mess me up, you shou...
So now what? What happens when words fail us?
I’ve never done anything like this before. None of us had, until we did,
Is it so wrong, wanting to be at home with your record collection?
In other words, it's one of those books you thrust on your partner with an incredulous cry of This is me!
I guess I should have forgotten about it ages ago, but forgetting isn't something I'm very good at.
Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are suppose to go.
[H]ow was I supposed to get excited about the oppression of females if they couldn't be trusted to stay upright during the final minutes of a desperately close promotion campaign?
[-] writers never felt they belonged anywhere. That was one of the reasons they became writers.
So, have you split up now?
She didn’t want her father to die. She would mourn him. She owed him . . . not everything, exactly, because there were lots of things she’d had to obtain for herself, but enough. If, however, the choi...
Several months later, and I have finally read one of the three, even though I wanted to read all three of them immediately. (What happened in between? Other books, is what happened. Other books, other...
Of course Tucker Crowe was in pain when he made [the record], but he couldn't just march into a recording studio and start howling. He'd have sounded mad and pathetic. He had to calm the rage, tame it...
Laura says - Everybody's faith needs testing from time to time, I thought it would be amusing to introduce you to someone with a Tina Turner album, and see whether you still felt the same. Rob reflect...
It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend.
I decided, on the spot, to let God into my heart, in the hope that my newfound faith can somehow be used as a vicious weapon in the marital war.