How's it hangin' Harry?I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.Well, you can't have everything.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
These examples and many others demonstrate an alarming trend whereby the privacy and dignity of our citizens is being whittled away by sometimes imperceptible steps. Taken individually, each step may...
Every challenge, every adversity, contains within it the seeds of opportunity and growth.
Your personal truth is your gift to the world.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Sow good seeds for a good yield.
If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are using it wrong.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'