When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.
Nostalgia is basically the ability to forget the things that sucked.
Never have sex with a woman who has more problems than you do.
I read about a John Shelby of Thackham, England, who in 1672 was thrown from his horse into a thicket where he found an iron pot containing more than five hundred gold coins. According to the treasure...
I honestly don’t know how anyone functions in this society without a law degree.
Before you go on any mission, you need to understand what you know, identify what you don’t know, and try to guess what could go wrong.
Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool.
Humoring me.
Experienced
You intrigue me.
Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.
Well, no one ever said the truth would make you happy—only free.
We are finding it- first in our heads, then in our hearts. He reminded Purcell. This is a spiritual journey before it becomes a physical journey.
This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll. Is this a joke? So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy...
Sara looked at the well-kept houses along the road. These Communist pigs have beach clubs, good food, and access to foreign goods that the Cuban people can only dream about.
Job happiness is directly proportional to the distance you are from the home office.
Indeed we all try to raise our children as if our past experiences are important for their future, but they rarely are.
Definitely a bit sassy. Maybe I bring that out in women. I advised her,
What these people were trying to create or re-create here in this new world is beyond me. I can't put myself in their minds or their hearts, but I can sympathize with their struggle for an identity, w...
Well, I was on the slippery slope into the abyss of love, companionship, and happiness—and you know where that leads. Misery.