Neil Gaiman Quotes

I'm a has-been. Who the fuck cares about me?Shadows said softly, You're a god.Wednesday looked at him sharply. [...] So?It's a good thing to be a god, said ShadowIs it?

I'm a stranger, pointed out Bod.You're not, she said, definitely. You're a little boy. And then she said, And you're my friend. So you can't be a stranger.

I'm going to go home. Everything is going to be normal again. Boring again. Wonderful again.

I'm just going to stay here, in the darkness under the arch. I can hear you all out there, trip-trapping, trip-trapping over my bridge.Oh yes, I can hear you.But I'm not coming out.

If I wasn’t born, what am I doing here?’ ‘You’re an independent temporal nexus, chronosynclastically established as an inverse...’ He saw her expression, and stopped. ‘You’re telling me it’s timey-wim...

If he didn't care about you, you couldn't upset him.

If you can't be happy where you are, you can't be happy anywhere

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

If you have something specific and visible to fear, rather than something that could be anything, it is easier.

If you saw two groups of children arguing over which of them could play in some waste ground, would you chose sides?

If you were to try and pick him out of a group of boys, you’d be wrong. He’d be the other one. Over at the side. The one your eye slipped over.

Impossible things happen. When they do happen, most people just deal with it. Today, like every day, roughly five thousand people on the face of the planet will experience one-chance-in-a-million thin...

In the pale light of the Moon I play the game of you. Whoever I am. Whoever you are. All sense of where I am, of who I am and where I’m going, has been swallowed by the dark. And I walk through the st...

It is astonishing just how much of what we are can be tied to the beds we wake up in in the morning, and it is astonishing how fragile that can be.

It is neither fair nor unfair, Nobody Owens. It simply is.

It was a dream, and in dreams you have no choices: either there are no decisions to be made, or they were made for you long before ever the dream began.

It's a weapon, I understand?In the wrong hands, all tools are weapons. In the right hands, everything is a weapon, or nothing is.

It's astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself into, if one works at it. And astonishing how much trouble one can get oneself out of, if one assumes that everything will, somehow or other, work...

It's just that I get distracted, and I get Lost kind of easily, and sometimes I have really bad days........When, you know, I just want to Hide or Scream or Bleed or something, and.....All that...

It's like you said the other day, said Adam. You grow up readin' about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus' when you think the world's full of amazin' things, they tell you it's really...