Neil Gaiman Quotes

With cities, as with people, Mister Vandemar, said Mr. Croup, fastidiously, the condition of the bowels is all-important.

With each successive pint he found that he was enjoying himself significantly less; until now he was sitting and shivering on the sidewalk outside the pub in a small Scottish town, weighing the relati...

Without our stories we are incomplete.

Words can wound, and wounds can heal.

Yes, it was crooked, said Wednesday, but it was the only game in town.

You are obvious, boy. You are difficult to miss. If you came to me in company with a purple lion, a green elephant, and a scarlet unicorn astride which was the King of England in his Royal Robes, I do...

You can't trust other people. If it's important, you have to do it yourself.

You cannot hear a poem without it changing you, she told me. They heard it, and it colonized them. It inherited them and it inhabited them, its rhythms becoming part of the way that they thought; its...

You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.

You know the best thing about aeroplanes? Apart from the peanuts in the little silver bags, I mean. It's looking out of the windows at the clouds, and thinking, maybe I could go walking in there. Mayb...

You know what the really scary thing about bad dreams? It's that something's going on in your head, and you can't control it. I mean, It's like there's these bad worlds inside you. But it's just you.....

You know when I said I knew little about love? That wasn't true. I know a lot about love. I've seen it, centuries and centuries of it, and it was the only thing that made watching your world bearable....

You made peace, said the buffalo man. You took our words and made them your own. They never understood that they were here—and the people who worshiped them were here—because it suits us that they are...

You never forget. It must be somewhere inside you.

You really don't understand, do you? I don't want whatever I want. Nobody does. Not really. What kind of fun would it be if I just got everything I ever wanted? Just like that, and it didn't mean anyt...

You see, the outcome of the battle is unimportant. What matters is the chaos, and the slaughter.

You should have told him you were a cop too, said Fat Charlie. He might have taken you more seriously. I don’t think it would have done any good, she said. Anyone who calls you ‘little lady’ has alrea...

You shouldn't trust the storyteller; only trust the story.

You think you know all there is to know about her immediately upon meeting her, but everything you think you know is wrong. Passion flows through her like a river of blood.

You were her way here, and it's a dangerous thing to be a door.